Oh No You Didn't!
I recently read that Donald Trump Jr. is expecting his first child with his (first) wife. When asked about child care he said "Trumps don't do diapers." That got me to thinking. At first I was thinking many many expletives. Then I started to think about things with the Trump men. There are actually a number of things they should not do, diapers being the least of them. Here is my list of
6 Things Trumps Shouldn't Do
1) Wear that awful hairstyle!
2) Get in public feuds for publicity. Let's face it The Apprentice is on its last legs and a fight with Rosie O'Donnell is not going to save it.
3) Make comments about dating your daughter if she wasn't your daughter. Gross!
4) Marry trophy wives.
5) Put another tacky building up, marring the New York City skyline.
6) Use the word classy in every other sentence. Using the word classy to much is tacky.
2 Comments:
When Trump says "classy", I just think "klassy". At this point, I think he's really one of the most disgusting humans alive.
Another overused Trump word is "tremendous", as in, "For your reward, you are going to spend some time at the piano with one of the biggest recording stars of all time--Billy Joel. He's tremendous." Or, "Working in the Trump organization is a tremendous opportunity." Or, "The drink umbrella industry is a 352 Billion Dollar-a-year industry. It's really tremendous." Aaaargh! I would ask Mr. Trump to come up with some other adjectives, but hearing him use them would forever ruin them for me, too, and I would just have that many fewer superlatives at my disposal.
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