By Request

Well, I managed to piss off some of the loyal readers last week with the list in praise of being 20. There are, in fact, some down sides to being young in a socitey that worships youth. That is right you heard it here first- being young is not all it is cracked up to be. Here is my list of

10 Crappy Things About Being 20

1) You can't legally drink yet. So close yet so far away.
2) You dread the question "Can I see your ID?". I usually like to hear that one!
3) Your parents still have some kind of say in your life cause they still are supporting you.
4) You have no concept of consequences or are still in the early stages of learning about the meaning of the word consequence.
5) You are one of those people who doesn't look where they are going (be it walking, driving, ect)
6) You really don't know a thing but you think you've got things all figured out. At least at thirty I know I don't know anything.
7) You are a ways off from knowing the joys of marriage and children.
8) You think petty things are important like who pissed on the frat house lawn and how to get revenge.
9) Death comes as a great shock to you at this point in your life. At thirty I am at a place where I realized that everyone dies and that is how the universe works.
10) You can't afford the finer things in life unless you are a teen heiress.