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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I see London, I see France


I wish I could see (insert LA starlet name here)'s underpants. Its become so bad with IT girls flashing their beavers that one of them had to publicly declare that she is excited to try Victoria's Secret's new line of undies. Oh dear! Now I am not an underwear nazi by any strech of the imagination. In fact, I think it i sgood to let the girl breath every once in a while. Having said that, every day shouldn't be sans paties day. I'm thinking about starting a support group for them. Here is my list of

8 Reasons A Girl Should Wear Undies:

1) Sometimes you should leave something to the imagination.

2) The right pair of underwear can be really sexy.

3) Unless you are one of my close girlfriends, I shouldn't know EXACTLY how you choose to groom your pubic hair.

4) Get a lucky pair of underwear. I thought everyone had a lucky pair of underwear. If you have a pair you will be or get lucky.

5) It can get drafty in those clubs and on the set. You don't want your vajay to catch a cold.

6) You don't want a "brazilian" from the leather seats in your car. Ouch!

7) Don't let your vagina outshine you. Britney's practically has its own fan club and Myspace page. I think Paris's has her own website.

8) Underwear can do a very good job of keeping out unwanted items!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this blog is in dire need of a new entry!

12/28/2006 11:42 AM  

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