Another Lame Holiday
Do you really need a special holiday to tell that certain someone that you love and care about them? I hope not (if so please get out of your relationship)! This, like New Year's Eve tends to be full of promise and rarely delivers any real excitement. I say "Fuck Valentine's Day!"Do something intellectual, socially relevant or fun that is devoid of any romance. Here is my list of suggestions for
7 Great Un Couple-y Things To Do On Valentine's Day
1) See The Vagina Monologues- This is my fave way to spend Valentine's Day! VDay is a movement to reclaim Valentine's Day as a way to draw attention to the world wide problem of violence against women and children. See an entertaining show and your ticket money goes to a good cause. It is win/win!
2) See A Scary Movie- If you are feeling a bit lonely or very single, a horror flick can cheer you up. The bad guy always kills the couple having sex right?
3) Take A Yoga Class- You will feel oh-so-good afterwards. Let the endorphins kick in!
4) Go To A Spa- Get the works. Your skin will thank you for it later.
5) Throw an Un Valentine's Day Party- Gather up all your single friends and throw a shin dig. Then proceed to get totally shit faced.
6) Go To A Comedy Club- Come on, I know you never go to a comedy club. It is something different and you will laugh. Well, if you go see someone good, you will laugh.
7) Go For A Bike Ride- If weather permits, get out and go for a bike ride. Some fresh air and the wind against your helmet. What could be better?
3 Comments:
"Wind against your helmet" sounds awfully un-romantic. Very nice!
How about:
8) Sit on the couch and watch tv just like you do every night, while your husband checks message boards.
It doesn't get any more un-romantic than that!
I love Valentine's Day, but you're right, you shouldn't put pressure on it- The Boi and I like to just go to a low-key dinner and give each other silly little presents... and sometimes cap the evening off with a good scary movie! Always fun. ;)
I love Valentine's Day, but you're right, you shouldn't put pressure on it- The Boi and I like to just go to a low-key dinner and give each other silly little presents... and sometimes cap the evening off with a good scary movie! Always fun. ;)
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