Apocalypse Now (or The Sky Is Falling)

As we all know, the world is going to Hell in a hand basket. Our sources here at the Listy-loo tell us to back our bags and get out of town. The world will be ending in one week. Holy Shit!

7 Signs Of The Apocalypse For The New Millennium

1) My Humps wins a Grammy award.
2) The kids are actually better of with K-Fed.
3) Ruben Studdard is preaching physical fitness to children.
4) A porn sound track interrupted mass at a Santa Fe, NM church during its Ash Wednesday service. The police took the offending CD players and blew them up!
5) Prince Harry is being shipped off to fight in Iraq. Bush twins next?
6) Wimbledon hands out equal pay to male and female winners.
7) The Virgin Mary has appeared to a New Jersey man in his Cocoa Pebbles.