In My Head

This is probably the closest look inside my head that I will ever give freely. I have started going back to the gym at 6 AM in the morning. Yeah, I know. I don't know why I am doing it either. So to get to the gym at 6 AM I have to get up before that and I am not a morning person. I started to ask myself some questions on the train, as is my usual when I am by myself on public transportation. Here is my list of


7 Random Questions From 5:45 AM

1) Why am I doing this?
2) How did I manage to get on the only subway car that smells like hot rotting shit?
3) Does everyone really care about Naomi Campbell an d what she is wearing to her community service every day? They show her every day on the noon news. Why?
4) Should I take a nap later or will that mess up my ability to change my sleep schedule around?
5) If I was a character on The Simpsons, what would I would look like?
6) Do I get off at the front or back of the train?
7) How is it possible that I have lived in this part of Queens for 6 years and never got off at this stop before?