Queen Of The Universe

If you actually read this blog on a regular basis, you could probably guess that we here at the LL do not watch beauty pageants. However, we caught the beginning of the Miss Universe 2007 pageant. What a treat! We highly recommend watching this spectacle. It just may become a "must-watch" in our house every year. Here is our list of

5 Awesomely Bad Miss Universe National Costumes

1) Dominican Republic- she is wearing a coral reef AND 2 dolphins. You've got to be kidding!

2) France- incorporating your national colors into an outfit doesn't make it a costume. I thought the French had good fashion sense. This thing was scary!

3) Puerto Rico- slutty pirate is their national outfit. That explains why my husband wants to go to Puerto Rico.

4) USA- apparently our national costume is fat Elvis in a white jumpsuit. I am considering revoking my citizenship.

5) Serbia- She isn't even dressed up like anything but a slut. At least you should have a theme for your slutyness.