Running Out Of Clever TItles
It is true, I am running out of clever titles to give to my blog entries. No clever intro either today. Here is my list of
7 Things That Weird Me Out
1) UFC- I hate that my husband watches this crap. It is mixed martial arts fighting and humanity at its worst.
2) Miley Cyrus- she looks like a little rodent. I a sure she is a sweet kid but between looking like a beaver and speaking like a middle aged smoker, she just creeps me out!
3) Thongs- maternity thongs specifically. I know a lot of women wear thongs and like them but ladies, they are not kind to your vagina! And if you are pregnant and wearing a thong, you should be committed. Pregnancy is uncomfortable enough!
4) Thoroughbred Horse Breeding- there was a story on HBO's Real Sports about the business of breeding race horses and it was disgusting! All I will say is that there was a little too much human involvement in the whole "process" for my taste. Yuck!
5) Competitive Eating- it really is revolting to me to watch it.
6) Beets- I tried one of these at Mesa Grill. If Bobby Flay can't make it taste good, it never will!
7) Cabs With Rims- oh yes, they exist! I saw one outside my building the other day. I only wish I had a camera to take a picture of it. Just not right.
posted by Listy-loo @ 3:28 PM
7 Comments:
I agree with you on all counts. In particular, Miley Cyrus' voice really bothers me. I won't even look at thongs and competitive eating makes me physically ill.
fink
Miley Cyrus = shudder of genuine horror
I am surprised no one is shocked by the cab with rims. I sure as hell was.
It's a tribute to the horror that is Miley Cyrus that we were all distracted from the, admittedly more bizarre, rims.
now that I'm in LA, rims on completely inappropriate cars does not shock me.
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miley cyrus is gross. she makes me nauseous. i don't understand her fame. i had a nightmare once where kiera knightley and miley cyrus were in school with me and kept throwing things at me. it was awkward.
I had a dream about Miley Cyrus and Kiera Knightly, but I wouldn't call it a nightmare.
Oops. I've said too much. Back to watching UFC...
;)
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